things ytp has immortalized as the absolute apexes of comedy:
the sound of glass breaking when something collides with a surface that isnt made of glass
random sharp increases in volume
reversing a word in the middle of it being said
reversing someone running/falling as its happening
audiovisual stuttering
amazingly coherent sentence mixing that makes no sense
screaming
overlaying cdi characters for half a second whenever someone says something like “boy” or “dinner”
Getting random midwestern teenagers into small movie studio levels of video editing & animation by putting CD-I mario wherever the hell they can put him
normal internet denizens who have friends: Oh yes, the chat application that replaced skype a long time ago, I spend much of my time socializing on there
Even in the dark, a fire burns in the distance. Long years the hearth-keeper keeps his silence, lightening the dark, leading children home. There is food for the hungry, rest for the weary. Warm and light is the fire. Along the road, life’s children sing. Voices join in the darkness.
I have known terrors in the night, eaters of flesh, the teeth of evil. I have known anger and hatred, more terrible even by day because they were unexpected. And I learned to relax in the jaws of death, to relax my grasp on ruby life and let the world go on. I find joy in the advent of stars, in the song rising out of darkness. My heart fills with the spirit of wind..
Lift your heads, throw down your hands and weep no more. The eye of creation looks upon you. Look back. You are crystal reflecting fire. In your own becoming there is light— enough to lead you home.
Egyptian Book of the Dead. More correctly translated as the Book of Coming into the Light.
why do they always show cranberries in thos big pits n its implied its wet and possibly swimmable. do cranberries really grow like that. wh
You’ve never heard of The Bog?
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EACH ADDITION TO THIS POST MAKES MY BLOOD RUN COLD
This is a cranberry bog (unflooded) it’s how cranberries grow. Once they’re ripe, the blog is flooded and the cranberries harvested.
Basically by using big floaty things to round them all up and then scooping them out of the water.
thank u. i hate it a little less but the horrible little man in my head is still screaming “BOG BODY BOG BODY BOG BODY”, but i appreciate the education,
not that kinda bog. less peat, for one thing, and 300% fewer mummified Celts.
Ocean Spray Cranberry Juice: Now with 300% fewer mummified Celts!
I have no idea what this blog is about, but here are some things I like that you'll probably see: Achievement Hunter, ACNL, Archaeology, Disgaea, Fire Emblem, Goth stuff, Homestuck Pokemon and other crud...
I don't have a fancy BG because why bother? I don't want my blog giving me headaches anyway.
Warning, I don't often tag things, I just pray the old tags carry over. In the rare occasion I post some original content, I'll tag the crap out of it.
If you read all this, you're a trooper, thanks. Wanna add me on 3ds? PM me. for my FC. I play ACNL, PKMN, FEFates, and Swapdoodle.
I have no idea what this blog is about, but here are some things I like that you'll probably see: Achievement Hunter, ACNL, Archaeology, Disgaea, Fire Emblem, Goth stuff, Homestuck Pokemon and other crud...